Star-Nosed Mole

Strengths: Good swimmer, nice claws, water-repellent fur, nose looks like its head

Weaknesses: Horrible kisser, disgusting face, constantly has a sinus infection, can never see where it's going

-Drew-

Yeti Crab

Yeti Crab

Strengths: Has fur, Active participant in the gay community, Decedent of the Abominable Snowman

Weaknesses: Awkwardly insulated arms, Hunted to near extinction for its fur, Always told that it is just a figment of children's imagination. 

Note: Has seen Milk 4 times... in theaters.

Proboscis Monkey (The Worst)

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Strengths: Male's long noses attract the honeys, Longest noses of all primates, Can sing through their noses

Weaknesses: The worst animal on the face of the planet, male genitals hanging from their face, endangered

-Drew-

The Philippine Tarsier

The Philippine Tarsier

Strengths: Gamma Vision, only known alien species on earth, climbing suction fingers, species has only one sex.

Weaknesses: Prone to eye infections, always scared shitless, anti-social. 

Note: has a diet of insects and charcoal

The Sloth

Strengths: Nothing

Weaknesses: Everything... but mainly awkward

Angora Rabbit

***NOT A DOG***

Strengths: Boss of the Rabbit Mob. They have long wool to keep warm. They chilled real hard with French Royalty in the 1700s.

Weaknesses: Often confused with a dog. Can't see their own feet. Always look pissed off.

-Drew-

Blob Fish

Strengths: Can hover in the water, looks like Mr. Saturn from Earthbound

Weaknesses: Has no muscles only jelly, and it is a bottom dweller so it is often caught at the bottom of the ocean by fisherman...because it can't move...because it has no muscles...

   -Drew-

Aye Aye

Strengths : Talons, nocturnal hunters, scent glands on genitals to entice mate

Weakness: Addicted to crack, Gimpy middle finger, nervous twitch