Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Pygmy Marmoset

The Pygmy Marmoset



Strengths: Only sleeps for 1 hour every day, Can survive on a pint of tree sap a year, Small enough to hide in your pocket, kinda adorable. 

Weaknesses: At constant war with large insects,  Always spazzing out, Cannot be taken seriously, The most annoying monkey. 

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Star-Nosed Mole




Strengths: Good swimmer, nice claws, water-repellent fur, nose looks like its head
Weaknesses: Horrible kisser, disgusting face, constantly has a sinus infection, can never see where it's going

-Drew-

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Yeti Crab

Yeti Crab



Strengths: Has fur, Active participant in the gay community, Decedent of the Abominable Snowman

Weaknesses: Awkwardly insulated arms, Hunted to near extinction for its fur, Always told that it is just a figment of children's imagination. 

Note: Has seen Milk 4 times... in theaters.



Monday, February 16, 2009

Proboscis Monkey (The Worst)



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Strengths: Male's long noses attract the honeys, Longest noses of all primates, Can sing through their noses

Weaknesses: The worst animal on the face of the planet, male genitals hanging from their face, endangered


-Drew-

The Philippine Tarsier

The Philippine Tarsier




Strengths: Gamma Vision, only known alien species on earth, climbing suction fingers, species has only one sex.
Weaknesses: Prone to eye infections, always scared shitless, anti-social. 

Note: has a diet of insects and charcoal

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Sloth



Strengths: Nothing
Weaknesses: Everything... but mainly awkward

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Angora Rabbit


***NOT A DOG***

Strengths: Boss of the Rabbit Mob. They have long wool to keep warm. They chilled real hard with French Royalty in the 1700s.

Weaknesses: Often confused with a dog. Can't see their own feet. Always look pissed off.

-Drew-